Title:           Repetita iuvant
Author:          Staccato
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/W8WdFRkV
First Edit:      Friday 15th of June 2012 01:25:22 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 15th of June 2012 01:25:22 PM CDT

Youre the worst fluffy Ive ever seen. Youd probably deserve a beating with a sorry stick, but youre so dumb its not worth the effort.
>The stray pegasus fluffy in the cardboard box was probably light blue with a violet mane once. Now his fluff is encrusted with poo and dirt, so he stinks like hell.
>And hes bawling his eyes out.
F-fwuffy gud fwuffy! No dum! No bad! Fwuffy no wan sowwy stick, wan mistah be new dahdeh! P-pwease wuv fwuffy!
>You laugh.
I hope you die soon, you little piece of shit.
>You exit the alley, leaving the crying fluffy behind. You keep you ears cocked for a couple of minutes until the sobbing dies down, turning into quiet and inane chirping.
>You nonchalantly approach the cardboard box.
>The fluffy looks at you with a crooked, hopeful smile and big puppy eyes.
Hi mistah! Fwuffy hungwy and cowd! Gif nummies and huggies pwease?
>You somehow manage to keep a straight face.
Sure, buddy! Youll be my fluffy, okay?
>The pegasus stares at you in disbelief. His totally useless wings start to buzz in happiness.
Weally?! Be fwuffy new daddy?!
>He starts jumping and babbling in joy. He obviously trips after a couple of seconds, but then he sits on his dirty ass and lifts his front hooves towards you, waiting to be picked up.
Fwuffy wuv new dahdeh!
>You start laughing.
Well, I dont. I hate you, you worthless shitcannon.
>He doesnt seem to understand at first.
Dahdeh n-no wuv fwuffy?
I wouldnt love you to save my life. You are a horrible, retarded, disgusting vermin. Thats why your mother left you here alone.
>Oh, yeah. You played the mommy card. Always works.
Nuuuuuuuu! M-momma wuv f-fwuffy! Momma j-jus wong sweep!
>You smirk.
Shes not dead, dumbass. I met her yesterday. She told me you are the stupidest son shes ever had. She told me. Dramatic pause. you were a dumb baby.
>The fluffys eyes are round and big as quarters.
N-nuuu M-mumma Pwease, fwuffy gud bahbeh P-pwease mumma, wuv fwuffy.
>It seems you made him revert to foal state. He thinks hes talking with his mother now.
Go to hell, asshole.
>Standing outside the alley, you wait until the fluffys speech becomes cheerful and idiotic again.
>It took him five or six minutes to forget the trauma. Must be some kind of record.
>When you get closer to the box, the pegasus is talking to his pathetic excuses for wings, telling them how much he loves them.
>The moment he sees you, he starts waving at you.
Hi nice hooman! Fwuffy hewe! Fwuffy wan pway and nummies! Pwease be dahdeh?
>You sigh.
>This is really too easy of a game.
